A 75-year old man enters a confessional and says to the priest,

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

I'm seeing four 20-year old girls at the same time."

The priest asks,

"How long has it been since your last confession?"

"I've never been to a confession - I'm Jewish."

"So why are you telling me?"

"Telling you?" the old man says.

"I'm telling everybody....!"